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omgswagyolo:

when you’re ready to go out and your plans get cancelled 

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bigrnac:

school…more like..dumb…follow for more clever jokes

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yeezus-fish:

when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool
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whitegirlsaintshit:

…Now you know damn well….

whitegirlsaintshit:

…Now you know damn well….

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shercockandmycrotch:


everyone needs a waving snail on their blog

i feel that if I scroll past this and don’t reblog it the snail is going to look to the ground and cry

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im sold
gotta do it now

bridgemcgidge:

shercockandmycrotch:

everyone needs a waving snail on their blog

i feel that if I scroll past this and don’t reblog it the snail is going to look to the ground and cry

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im sold

gotta do it now

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feverto:

when you know something doesnt fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else

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my personality varies from unbearably clingy to disturbingly distant and there is no inbetween

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werewolfzero:

How many Hogwarts boys do you think Madam Pomfrey has to fix every year because they messed up trying to cast an Engorgio on their dicks

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5060072089124:

*accidentally showers for 5 hours*

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worldpeaces:

american horror story: my life

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"By last week, most Christians in Mosul had already taken a fourth option—evacuation. Their departure marks the end of a continuous Christian tradition in Mosul. For thousands of years, Mosul has been a center for Christians, particularly for Assyrians, an ethnic group that predates the Arab conquest of Mesopotamia. Indeed, the ancient Assyrian capital of Nineveh, where the Prophet Jonah preached, lies across the Tigris River. Christianized in apostolic times, Assyrians have divided over the centuries into a number of communions that reflect the history of the religion: the Assyrian Church of the East, a small body, historically associated with Nestorianism, which once spread as far as China; the Syriac Orthodox Church, a member of the Oriental Orthodox family; and the Chaldean-rite Catholic Church, in communion with Rome. A small number of Assyrian Protestant churches exist as well, the legacy of nineteenth-century American missionaries."

— ISIS occupiers in Mosul have marked Christian homes with the letter “n” to denote a follower of the Nazarene. Assyrian Church of the East, Syriac Orthodox, Chaldean-Rite Roman Catholics, or Protestants must either pay a tax, convert to Islam, or be executed. Read more here. (via mutters-of-dissevering-power)

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frickgerard:

[at my own wedding] can I stay in the car

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