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neverending-fairytale:

Saw my all time favourite dress. Great opportunity to shoot some close-ups!

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cyberuser:

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vvankinq:

cyberuser:

what do you call a message sent by a girl?

*sighs* what

a feMAIL

i got 7 messages saying this joke is offensive & that i’m the reason feminism exists

(Source: milch, via panicatthediddlydisco)

kylehilde:

when your teacher talks for an extra 30 seconds after class is supposed to end

kylehilde:

when your teacher talks for an extra 30 seconds after class is supposed to end

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iminstitches442:

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lovelikeogkush:

This is too raw

Whoever makes these is not even in the general area of fucking around

These are actually quite true in everyday possible to me.

(Source: cloudyskiesandcatharsis, via whothefuckisbeyonce)

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telekineticflikchic:

If only they knew she had the power.

(via stephenkingscarrie)

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I literally am feeling too many emotions to deal with right now and just need to take a nap in the oven at 350° for 45-50 minutes until skin is crispy.

killbenedictcumberbatch:

Laverne Cox and Lupita N’yongo literally have inspired so many trans women and black women and have done so much to encourage them and meanwhile they are less influential than an ugly oatmeal reptilian alien and a manchild who wrote a scene where two pretentious terminally ill teenagers make out at the Anne Frank Memorial

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whoredinarygirl:

anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”

(Source: whoredinarygirl, via wakaboootyflakes)

illeg-al:

tip of the day don’t vacuum with ear phones in because i just finished vacuuming the whole house only to realise it wasn’t even on

(via panicatthediddlydisco)

wonderhawk:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

writeroffates:

This cat looks like it’s discovered the answer to the universe…

THIS CAT HAS SEEN THINGS

I cant help but laugh every time it turns its head

wonderhawk:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

writeroffates:

This cat looks like it’s discovered the answer to the universe…

THIS CAT HAS SEEN THINGS

I cant help but laugh every time it turns its head

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thebreadgod:

Finding a typo in a book

image

(via ruinedchildhood)

The most accurate depiction of the press I have ever seen

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